1038 Quotebook

"I just love talking to 12 year olds in video games"

— Evan

"The Ranching is Jolly indeed"

— bug

"Penis scouting"

— Toast

"My autism is unrivaled"

— Toast

"My autism is unrivaled"

— Toast

"I need to start wearing pants"

— Evan

"You wanna do an entire college with me?"

— Evan

"I say things other than slurs sometimes"

— Toast

"“No balls?” “Vinton core”"

— Me & Toast

"“No balls?” “Vinton core”"

— Me & Toast

"“No balls?” “Vinton core”"

— Me & Toast

"“No balls?” “Vinton core”"

— Me & Toast

"“No balls?” “Vinton core”"

— Me & Toast

"This man was trying to lick my shoes"

— Evan

"This man was trying to lick my shoes"

— Evan

"This man was trying to lick my shoes"

— Evan

"This man was trying to lick my shoes"

— Evan

"This man was trying to lick my shoes"

— Evan

"This man was trying to lick my shoes"

— Evan

"Lumi is on drugs again"

— Toast

"I’m Evan’s passenger princess"

— Payton

"I’m too wet"

— Gavin

"Get seasoned loser"

— Toast

"There are people twerking in my house"

— Toast

"Ever since I was a child I yearned for the mines, but he’s yearning for the minors"

— 2783 Kid

"Ever since I was a child I yearned for the mines, but he’s yearning for the minors"

— 2783 Kid

"Ever since I was a child I yearned for the mines, but he’s yearning for the minors"

— 2783 Kid

"Ever since I was a child I yearned for the mines, but he’s yearning for the minors"

— 2783 Kid

"Ever since I was a child I yearned for the mines, but he’s yearning for the minors"

— 2783 Kid

"Ever since I was a child I yearned for the mines, but he’s yearning for the minors"

— 2783 Kid

"You don’t know the power of my finger"

— Toast

"Give me the nuts"

— FIRST Volunteer

"“It’s not pain, just expression” “Of being cremated?!”"

— Addison & Myles

"I would love to see Evan in a crop top"

— Payton

"We’re gonna inject the robot with cocaine"

— Payton

"I love eating breasts"

— Gavin

"You’re the Dave Campbell to my Butler Tech"

— Evan

"You wanna hear more screams?"

— Payton

"Don’t go in my slave farm"

— Payton

"We do need more slaves"

— Payton

"Payton loves breeding"

— Evan

"If I say ‘Evan loves breeding’ will you quote that?"

— Payton

"You have meat"

— Payton

"Shaken baby syndrome but he’s 18"

— Toast

"I’m making up men for her to hate on"

— Toast

"He’s a ten but he’s ten"

— Evan

"That’s me, getting eaten"

— Toast

"It’s like a whole sweatshop"

— Payton

"It’s like a whole sweatshop"

— Payton

"It’s like a whole sweatshop"

— Payton

"It’s like a whole sweatshop"

— Payton

"They’re flying and having sex at the same time, they’re multitasking!"

— Payton

"Don’t get a boyfriend get a nap"

— Addison

"He has the personality of angry wallpaper"

— Patrick (Gavin’s Dad)

"I’m blind, don’t mind"

— Astrid

"You’re like a little bully-able munchkin"

— Shreya to Addison

"The toes were so much fun"

— Jack

"Uncross your legs it’ll make it easier"

— Addison

"Why are you carrying your nutsack around?"

— Tanmay

"It’s honors system, and I have no honor"

— Lily

"I’m going to touch your cane"

— Tanmay

"I’m pregnant and you’re the father"

— Tanmay

"We are the bucket, our spirit is the mop"

— Addison

"Your phone is very chewable"

— Lily

"Payton, how many clothes are you willing to sacrifice in public?"

— Gavin

"Good boy"

— Evan to Gavin

"I’m naming my kid alcohol, gambling, or LeBron"

— Gavin

"It’s like a bushy dildo"

— Evan

"Stupid unions"

— Toast

"Get your feet off that man"

— Toast

"On the 19th I have a date with the elementary school"

— Toast

"You got any more weevils up your pants Evan?"

— Toast

"You can only fuck pre-Frozen"

— Toast

"I’m playing Tetris because Tetris can’t leave me"

— Gavin

"What are you doing step-chicken?"

— Leif

"That’s not fem Hitler that’s just Gavin"

— Lorelei

"Myles just came out of Griffin"

— Payton

"Addison, it’s either I sit on you or you sit on me"

— Shreya

"This is my new penis"

— Toast

"Evan likes riding fat balls"

— Bug

"You can’t order a girlfriend in the mail"

— Evan

"I'll violate you"

— toast

"“Why are you bullying the autistic kid?” “I am the autistic kid”"

— Me & Evan

"*at a table* Oh have you seen my penis?"

— Toast

"Alright in return for that you give me head"

— Evan to Payton

"Evan stop making me wet"

— Payton

"Take it from the back like a good boy"

— Evan to Gavin

"I have plenty of balls, I’ll t-bag you right now bitch"

— Addison

"I have more balls than you do"

— Gavin

"Sometimes I don’t know if we’re friends or in a polyamorous relationship"

— Evan

"The breeding room?"

— Lily

"You call me daddy"

— Evan to Payton

"size matters"

— Payton Lamb

"that's too big for me"

— Payton Lamb

"wireless gays"

— Toaster

"I prefer sucking it"

— Paige

"why is there white stuff on my phone?"

— Astrid Burden

"it wouldnt be that much to buy a child"

— Griffin Lamb

"Dont loose your balls"

— Bug

"oh no!! your disapproval has made be a man again!!!"

— Bug

"I love shaking my shack"

— David Faw

"men never stop when they should"

— Toaster

"What if bomb squad and beak squad had a gay marriage?"

— Gavin

"Can we start making the robot explode with blood?"

— Myles

"Addison calls me daddy long legs"

— Evan

"He has his tits out in front of my brother"

— Toast

"6 5 this dick"

— Toast

"Transgender Spongebob"

— Astrid

"I saw 4 slurs and was like ‘yeah I’m not reading that’"

— Payton

"Dream’s the baby that was born in the ball pit"

— Toast

"You know Evan, shocker, but I don’t want to have sex with you"

— Payton

"Aye, tits out in front of the food"

— Toast

"Toes out for the sucking"

— Toast

"I’m putting you into a slave labor camp until you make 200 dollars"

— Wes

"why did you touch my hair like that"

— someone

"I will eat your balls"

— Leif

"do you like being fluffed?"

— Leif

"Yep that’s a squirter "

— Sam

"“Coat licker” "

— Iris

"adding quotes is back fr this time"

— astrid

"Adding quotes is back!"

— Astrid

"I’m going to shove this lobster penis so for up your ass"

— Jacob spoko

"Colin I can’t go to bed until you finish the penis"

— Jacob sopko

"Please Colin finish, complete the lobster penis"

— Duckling

"What happened was the arm went EURGHGH and caused it to go POPOPOP and when I tried to make it go back up it went REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

— Colin

"Give him his penis back!"

— Duckling

"burp tuah"

— astrin/saum

"we are not gooning to bringus"

— saum

"you have to fuck the tv"

— astrin

"i will wiggle them at you"

— astrin

"i dont wanna see any shark anus"

— paige

"they're busting everywhere"

— astrin

"what if first robotics competition was freaky robotics competition"

— astrin

"“Jokes on you on into guys.” "

— Gavin

"skibidi biden"

— astrid

"you want me to fuck your legos?? "

— astrin

"stop mating the legos"

— gavin

"ill make this building look like 9/11"

— gavin

"Turkey squirky"

— saum

"I squirted on the twin towers both at the same time."

— Gavin

"Do you like my really long hdmi cord? "

— Astrin

"🤷 Persona"

— Gavin

"are you busting right now?"

— astrin

"gay."

— gay

"Would you get naked for nerf wars? "

— Toaster